woohoo!

We named him No Ste fakki fakki MB is BM

Its weird having a mini me

did u get a blowout diaper that ruined all of the clothes and bedding yet? those are fun, especially at 3 am.

also first bath is a treat.....

Blowouts are a regular thing because he is a very small baby, so he is swimming in his diapers.
The first poop was a nighmare. i was like, my kid is half Italian, half druid, half squid. Sticky black tar poop

yup those first few are so fucking gross lol.

And like unwippable ahaha!

i straight up just called in the nurse. she dropped one that was like a 20 wiper, i had no idea what to do, and she took care of it while laughing.

luckily there was only the one really bad one, then once she got on milk it was easy peasy.

They probably have seen quite a few memorable ones ahah
And more parents that aren't even sure what is happening then anything else

tar poops are nothing compared to the toddler easter-egg in the undies then sit on it poops

we had like 5 really nice nurses, then one super bitch. baby had been crying about an hour, wouldnt eat, wouldnt sleep. and it was like 3 am, and i was starting to feel unsafe even holding her because i was so sleep deprived. i asked the nurse what she thought we should do, and she looks at my wife and says "well this is where dad comes in" as if i hadnt been holding her for an hour or so...