Quote (Belarathon @ May 21 2020 09:10pm)
In my highschool there was once a poo so unbelievably big that a lineup formed from the stall out the bathroom door and slightly down the hallway just to see it. It completely stuffed the circumference of the toilet hole and stuck up out of the toilet water. It looked almost like an arm of poop reaching out of the pipes to try and grab someone. I still don't know how that came out of a human body! I felt kind of bad because we had one openly gay kid in our high school and everyone started making fun of him saying that he was the only one who could have done that. Kids are such jerks haha fuck.
20 years before my high school years there was a feller known as “the phantom crapper”. For weeks the principal was finding random piles scattered all around the school and was adamant about finding out who. Even amidst heavy security the phantom crapper struck again, risking it right outside the Dean’s office on the third floor. Mid shit a security guard found him so the phantom crapper decided to bolt. He put some planning into it because he was right next to the stairwell. Phantom crapper didn’t fully get his pants up before he vaulted over the railing, and when he landed on the stairwell a story below him broke his leg and sat there with a mean streak running down his leg. Til this day the phantom crapper lives on, we even revived the legend for a few weeks and got: a car, 18th hole on the golf course, a few front steps, half court at the local park, a wal mart aisle, and a few more