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#11
Dec 25 2019 03:28pm
Had a stripper take my glasses with her buttcheeks
Had a strip steal $4 out of my pocket by grinding on me for 30 minutes (not a lap dance) and pretending to have a conversation
Had a stripper crush beer cans with her boobies on stage
Paid a stripper $30 to do the worm and the sprinkler on stage

Was a good night
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Dec 25 2019 03:46pm
Quote (IAmAsylum @ Dec 25 2019 10:28pm)
Had a stripper take my glasses with her buttcheeks
Had a strip steal $4 out of my pocket by grinding on me for 30 minutes (not a lap dance) and pretending to have a conversation
Had a stripper crush beer cans with her boobies on stage
Paid a stripper $30 to do the worm and the sprinkler on stage

Was a good night


Would you have drank the beer?
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#13
Dec 25 2019 04:17pm
Quote (lld_mayhem @ Dec 25 2019 03:46pm)
Would you have drank the beer?



Depends. If it’s number 10+ then likely, if it was number 1-9 then doubtful.

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Dec 25 2019 04:46pm
Boat
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Dec 25 2019 10:16pm
Quote (IAmAsylum @ Dec 25 2019 11:17pm)
Depends. If it’s number 10+ then likely, if it was number 1-9 then doubtful.


You walk a strangely fine line my friend
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#16
Dec 26 2019 01:59am
Quote (lld_mayhem @ 25 Dec 2019 12:58)
I have a bad sense of smell so i cant answer that. And no ping pong shows. Extra info for Trev and Queef, this was near Barrie Ontario.


How about sundowners in niagara? They go a little extra Wild there
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#17
Dec 26 2019 03:24am
Quote (Belarathon @ Dec 26 2019 08:59am)
How about sundowners in niagara? They go a little extra Wild there


Ive never been there. Ive actually only been to a strip club a couple of times in my life.
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#18
Dec 26 2019 08:24am
Quote (lld_mayhem @ Dec 26 2019 03:24am)
Ive never been there. Ive actually only been to a strip club a couple of times in my life.


yeah brothels are where it's at can I get an AMEN
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Dec 26 2019 08:36am
Quote (gemmd @ Dec 26 2019 08:24am)
yeah brothels are where it's at can I get an AMEN



Apparently the new std test doesn’t involve shoving a q tip down your dick hole so sure
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Dec 26 2019 08:36am
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Apparently the new std test doesn’t involve shoving a q tip down your dick hole so sure


lmfao, so what does the new test entail ?
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