hey guys car wont start

went to vacation and then come back to winter and no started car for 8 months

now wont even light come on

is the engine broke or? what can i do to fix. cant get to auto zone with the car. they say to bring it in but cant bring it in if not even light work????

have other car honda civic for weekend fun but dont like to drive it in bad weather

no

Blinker fluid is low, which creates a synapse between the circuitboard and your alternator.

what motherfugger goes on vacation for 8 months

Either that or the muffler belt went out

It's code for went to prison...

dead battery

take a metal wrench and touch it to both poles on the battery, if you dont get shocked to shit you need to charge your battery, cause your lights wont work

if you do get shocked to shit, i hope you learned some common sense

This post was edited by t9x on Feb 28 2015 07:42am

Obviously your continuum transfunctioner... 3 steps to fix this very common issue for cars that sit for that long.

1. Pull out your left head light, making sure that you drain all blinker fluid "very important"
2. Behind the left head light should be either an intake box, or a battery.. At this point, its junk, either of those 2 are what's causing the issue, so tear it out and throw it away.
3. Find a live badger, and shove it in your pants for making a thread as retarded as this, and gtfo.