Hey guys I know it's not COMPLETELY related, but not sure what to do here.

Last week we had a huge snowstorm and there was a small space behind me that no human can fit his car in... When I saw the car from the window I knew FOR SURE that he had hit me, but I didn't go to check.

After about an hour, the car moved places to a place in the back. That raised my suspicion but I remembered the car and the plate and it's there every other weekend so I figured I'd just check afterwards.

On Monday my GF and I were going out and I noticed a huge scratch on the side (Someone hit me trying to parallel park just like he did). I knew it was the same car as last week. This morning it showed up and there's a HUGE dent on the passenger's side in front.

I know he scratched my car and just left it there and ran to another parking space.... Do I like go to the police or what?

Yup, call the police.

Cant see much coming from this tbh. No proof so not much can happen. Probably better off going and talking to the guy to see if he will help cover damages.

tough to get him now, have to call them when its happening. Back when I was younger, a drunk driver plowed my car and took off and hit 2 other cars on the street. By the time I got outside it was too late to catch him, and he had rendered my car un-drivebale. Fortunately a neighbor was outside and hopped in his car and followed him til the police came and caught him.

go tell him i watched you hit my car that day and then proceed to tell him how youre going to beat his ass if he doesnt pay to fix your car. if he doesnt have insurance you are fucked either way the cops will just ticket him for no insurance.

shit on his windshield

no no...they can get DNA from poop... you'd get caught for sure.
But you could "accidentally" find your retribution happening upon his vehicle.

They have to have a sample of your dna to compare it...