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Hey bud,
I have the so-called Performance muffler better known as a  "Fart Can" that fell off your car a while ago. Found on the side of the road, no doubt you didn't even hear it break free from the shoddy child-like welding job that held it on to the tailpipe as you ripped around the neighbourhood, offending the neighbours and anybody within a mile of earshot. While you may have thought it offered a power upgrade, obviously it did not,  or you may have noticed it disappear. Maybe you even noticed an increase in performance and acceleration as you lost 15 pounds of useless weight. Possibly you became aware it was gone when the RCMP pulled you over to tell you that you had no muffler, while you smugly replied "OH no, dude, I have a "PERFORMANCE MUFFLER"  and the kindly constable looked at you like the King with his shiny new robes. Soon after, he issued you a summons and you probably had a new muffler installed. I haven't heard you in the neighbourhood lately with your "High Performance" Civic, Neon or Omni lately, but if you want your "Power pipe" back, it will cost you a $15 finders fee. Judging by the oily carbonaceous residue covering it inside and out, your motor probably needs a rebuild anyway.
If anybody else wants this leftover from the Space Shuttle/ Apollo program, here's the sales spiel you would have bought into from the purveyors of such desirable bling:
"This Performance Muffler (And not called a "fart can" as your lesser-informed neighbours may call it) will make you the envy of every 16 year old boy, 40 year old man-boy who lives with his parents, and glassy-eyed teenage girls, your friends and family will love you eternally when you put this shining symbol of manhood on your ride. With a whopping 5-inch outlet and a massive  eight-inch diameter , coupled with a total lack of internal baffling, nobody will be able to say your car does not perform! By sound alone, you will be able to proclaim, "Look at ME, I'm a MAN!!" (Unless you are a girl, in which case you may proclaim "I am WOMAN, hear me ROAR!!"  With triple-polished  space-age Stainless Steel construction, it will outlast even the finest econo-box hot hatch, provided it is mounted securely. WARNING: improper mounting and falling off on the side of the road not covered under limited zero-mile warranty.

Quote (Subwoofer @ Jun 21 2013 04:41pm)

kid around here put one of a 90s model v6 chevy silverado

makes me laugh every time.

Quote (TeaRs- @ Jun 21 2013 04:43pm)

remember when they used to buy headers and cams? lol

Quote (Morphmcmanerson @ Jun 21 2013 04:45pm)

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