http://www.gizoogle.net/

saw someone posted about this in df. it turns whatever you put in to brother speak lol. i gizoogled nascar and hears what the wikipedia entry for it looks like

Da Nationizzle Association fo' Stock Hoopty Auto Racing (NASCAR) be a gangbangin' family-owned n' -operated bidnizz venture dat sanctions n' governs multiple auto racing game events. It was dropped by Bizzle France, Sr. up in 1947�"48 fo' realz. Az of 2009, tha CEO fo' tha company is Brian France, grandson of Bizzle France, Sr.[1] NASCAR is tha phattest sanctionin body of stock hoopty racing up in tha United Hoods.[2] Da three phattest racin series sanctioned by NASCAR is tha Sprint Cup Series, tha Nationwide Series, n' tha Campin Ghetto Truck Series. It also oversees NASCAR Local Racing, tha Whelen Modified Tour, tha Whelen All-American Series, n' tha NASCAR iRacing.com Series. NASCAR sanctions over 1500 races at over 100 tracks up in 39 US states n' Canada. NASCAR has presented exhibizzle races all up in tha Suzuka n' Motegi circuits up in Japan, Mexico, n' Calder Park Raceway up in Australia.[3]

NASCARz headquartas is located up in Daytona Beach, Florida, although it also maintains offices up in four Uptown Carolina ghettos; Charlotte, Mooresville, Concord, n' Conover.[4] Regionizzle offices is also located up in New York City, Los Angeles, Bentonville, Arkansas, n' internationistic offices up in Mexico Citizzle n' Toronto fo' realz. Additionally, owin ta its Southern roots, all but a handful of NASCAR crews is still based up in Uptown Carolina, especially near Charlotte.

NASCAR is second only ta tha Nationizzle Footbizzle League among professionizzle game franchises up in termz of televizzle ratins up in tha United Hoods.[5] Internationally, NASCAR races is broadcast up in over 150 ghettos.[6] In 2004 NASCARz Director of Securitizzle stated dat NASCAR holdz 17 of tha top 20 regularly attended single-dizzle sportin events up in tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass.[7] NASCAR has 75 mazillion hustlas whoz ass purchase over $3 bazillion annually[citation needed] up in licensed shizzle. Fortune 500 g-units sponsor NASCAR mo' than any other motor sport,[8] although dis has been up in decline since tha early 2000s.[9]


Da NASCAR Sprint Cup Series is tha sportz highest level of professionizzle competition. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. It be consequently da most thugged-out ghettofab n' most profitable NASCAR series. Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis!

ricer


(Ricer: from tha latin word Ricarius meanin ta suck at every last muthafuckin thang you attempt)

A thug whoz ass make unecessary modifications ta they most often import hoopty (hence tha term "rice") ta make it (mostly make it look) faster. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Da most common modifications is (but not limited to):

- Big-Ass exhaust dat serves no purpose but ta make tha hoopty louder
- Big-Ass spoila on tha back dat looks like suttin' Boein made fo' tha 747
- Lotz of after-market company stickers they don't have parts from yo, but must be def
- Expensive rims dat probably cost mo' than tha hoopty itself
- Bodykit ta make tha hoopty step tha fuck up lower, probably accented wit chicken wire
- Clear tail lights n' corner signals
- A "performace intake"- a tube dat feedz cold air ta they engine probably located up in areaz of excessive heat (behind or on top of tha engine)
- Most of these riced rides (a.k.a. rice rockets or rice burners) is imports; Honda Civics, Accords, Integras, CRXs, RSXs, Del Sols Mitsubishi Eclipses, Lancers, Subaru Imprezas, however there is some domestics like fuckin Chevrolet Caviliers, Dodge Neons, Ford Focus; small, slow, economizzle rides designed specifically ta go slow. Please note dat some Supras, Skylines, WRX's n' other higher performizzle imports is designed ta go fast, n' is therfore not always considered rice. It straight-up dependz on tha severitizzle of tha case.

This shit used to be cool when i was in middle school

Aka: Old as fuck.