Quote (Sopranos @ Jun 20 2013 09:56pm)
15 was just my type
Woman says to me the other day "You're probably just sitting there browsing porn all day when I'm at work."
I said, "I have no reason to do that."
She thought I was being sweet.
Quote (Morphmcmanerson @ Jun 21 2013 01:21pm)
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http://shanghaiist.com/2013/06/21/clumsy_parking_by_zhejiang_woman_kills_self_and_husband.phphttp://shanghaiist.com/attachments/jamesgriffiths/zhejiang-parking.jpg
A woman learning to drive in an underground garage in Zhejiang province killed her husband and herself in an horrific parking accident, Ningbo Evening News reports.
The driver hit her husband as he stood behind the car giving directions, he was crushed to death between the car and a wall. The woman struck her head as she was leaning out of the driver's side door, she died at the scene.
Global Times reports:
According to the report, Lin stuck her head out the window upon hearing her husband’s scream, and accelerated in an attempt to move forward. She however forgot to change gears from reverse to drive, which not only killed him instantly but caused her head to get stuck between the car and a wall along the parking space.
The couple had two daughters, one of whom was in the car when the accident occurred.
[Image credit: Weibo // Via: SCMP]
This is the EXACT reason why I immediately go inside the house every time the woman backs her buick into the carport.