Actually I'm pretty sure all but a couple are actually vacation. I only had a couple call in today I think. I don't keep track anymore.. it's sickening.

I can't remember the last day I actually had every employee here all day, on time

hire me as a "productivity manager"

i'll walk around with a high power cattle prod and always aim for the genitals. slacking will be punished!

There's actually around 200 nerf guns we keep in a closet and bring out on Friday afternoon at shift change and let the employee's go to town on each other while I sit and watch through my window. It's a good time.

Edit -- I'm not big enough that I can afford to pay people a salary to stand around and do such shit. I only have one manager that's not actually a "working" manager. All of the others work in their respective department

This post was edited by jimmyhoud on Dec 27 2016 03:44pm

That's.... Pretty fuckin epic.

#TeamBuilding

Who cleans all the darts up?

No clue.

Not me.

#1 answer.

Happy New Years bitches.

Still got around 2 hrs here