Well fml.
Wife found the CP5 switch in the mega cab. (had it mounted inside the center council)
Needless to say, it' time for a transmission now. I guess the stock planetary set didn't like the way she used all 1700+ ftlbs.
On a side note, we did just get rid of her jetta a couple weeks back. So this afternoon I decided to go pick up a geo prism that's been sitting for sale for months down the road.
She can drive that this week.