Was driving home from the nursing home I'm doing my clinical trials at... I had been there since 6'ish' this morning.. Was going down a single lane road, and this truck pulling a landscaping trailer decides to swerve in front of me while flashing his lights.. This is the cameo..
Dick Butt: Let me back my fucking trailer up
Me: Excuse me?
Dick Butt: You didn't fucking see my fucking lights flashing you?
>This time, I'd had enough of this guy
Me: No, something about the 3 o'clock sun on a sunny day makes it difficult to see you flashing your lights, especially since you HAVE your lights on. "He was flashing his high beams"
Dick Butt: Back the fuck up so I can back my fucking truck into this driveway
>Pulls forward about 2 feet to be a dick, when I notice his company I hire to do my lawn care
Me: Whats your name, fuck face?
Dick Butt: Fuck you, you got a problem with me meet me out back
> Guys getting red with anger, hoping for fisty cuffs
Me: What are you, like 60? Just back your piece of shit up so I can go home
>He had MORE than enough room, he was just being an ass
Dick Butt: I oughta fuck you up, boy.
> I have a thing being called boy.. Not sure why, its my pet peeve, so I name drop..
Me: You realize I'm friends with the owner of your company, Tim..
> At this time, the guy is flustered beyond belief, so he pulls into his space
Me: I'm calling your boss right now, good luck dick face.
Called his boss, told him what had happened.. Pretty sure his boss took the keys away from his truck, and put him on landscaping crew with all the Mexicans.
Lesson for him? Watch what you say and who you say it too.. It could come back to bite you in the ass.