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Mar 24 2015 02:27pm
Quote (ride686 @ Mar 24 2015 01:21pm)
You know he's 100% right right? lol. I didn't see the investment banking thing but yeah a CPA isn't doing shit for you there.



Even then it'd be extremely difficult. You need to have insane connections.


Cpa is just for marketability on the resume.

And i have a connection at jp morgan, a fraternity brother of mines father is a banker there. When i head back home during the summer im going to meet him and get my foot in the door.
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Mar 24 2015 02:37pm
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Cpa is just for marketability on the resume.

And i have a connection at jp morgan, a fraternity brother of mines father is a banker there. When i head back home during the summer im going to meet him and get my foot in the door.


well they would more than likely not care about your CPA, as all that means is that your capable of reading/creating financial statements.... which you should be able to do REGARDLESS. and the certification of a CPA does not always follow from state to state, you may need to check and see if you need to retake it. so getting it as a IB is retarded in that retrospective.

And you'll need more than just somone who is a banker in jp morgan chase. what kind of banker? retail? consumer? business? advisor? Private Clientele? Just because he is a banker does not mean he can get you hired in the investment side, and if he is an investment banker, chances are he WONT want you to get hired in the same district/area, so good luck with that, you need the connection of a managerial position.

Do some more research about banking before you reply.
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Mar 24 2015 02:48pm
Quote (Sopranos @ Mar 24 2015 04:27pm)
Cpa is just for marketability on the resume.

And i have a connection at jp morgan, a fraternity brother of mines father is a banker there. When i head back home during the summer im going to meet him and get my foot in the door.


Your reason for getting your cpa shouldn't be for just marketability lol. You need better/more solid connections than that.

This post was edited by ride686 on Mar 24 2015 02:48pm
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Mar 24 2015 02:49pm
Chaossoul


The only investment connection required.
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Mar 24 2015 03:54pm
On a separate note, someone stole the checks i ordered and drained my bank account. Such a hassle talking to the fraud department.

Hopefully you guys are having a better day.
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Mar 24 2015 06:49pm
Quote (Sopranos @ Mar 24 2015 08:27pm)
Cpa is just for marketability on the resume.

And i have a connection at jp morgan, a fraternity brother of mines father is a banker there. When i head back home during the summer im going to meet him and get my foot in the door.



Anybody who gets a CPA for "marketability on a resume" is either overqualified, or an idiot.

What else do you have on your resume that could be a larger selling point to ANY firm other than a CPA cert? Because the CPAs I personally know make 3 times more than I do, and I don't make "small change" so to speak.. And they get to travel, a lot... My one friend worked for KPMG out of DC and she was making 160,000 a year 2 years after she started at the firm. Her annual bonuses usually involved either an expenses paid trip to Las Vegas or 10,000.

Investment banking is a fantasy world imo.

This post was edited by ozzyarmy3 on Mar 24 2015 06:52pm
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Mar 24 2015 07:08pm
Quote (Sopranos @ Mar 24 2015 04:54pm)
On a separate note, someone stole the checks i ordered and drained my bank account. Such a hassle talking to the fraud department.

Hopefully you guys are having a better day.


finance major getting owned by scammers..............not good for that resume bro
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Mar 24 2015 07:46pm
Quote (Subwoofer @ Mar 24 2015 06:08pm)
finance major getting owned by scammers..............not good for that resume bro


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Mar 24 2015 07:50pm
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Ba dun tshh


really though you should put d2jsp on it. be like...bro those diablo nerds are harder to deal with than hedge fund managers.
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Some dude traded in his 2013 Boss 302 with 10,000km for a Rav 4 today.

It was... interesting.
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