this is my roommate, everybody feel sorry for me please.

take it back to the pound bro...

i hope he brings 400lb ghetto black girls to bang in the middle of the floor.

also is that a cane? he mentally challenged?

ofc he is he got into the same college as you.....

rather just put it out of its misery tbh



judging by the hat he is wearing, if i were to see him on the street id assume hes mentally challenged, but alas he isnt, he apparently just doesnt care how he looks.

hes gonna scare away all the whores i bring back to the room

bro we all know the gay men you bring home have no standards any way.

they might after seeing this missing sea lion from the local aquarium sitting in my dorm room.

bitches love sea lions

lets hope so.

Lol on the first day of school just say you woke up with him standing over you jerking off while choking himself and that he threatened to stab you in your sleep if you tell anyone. Then you get the room to yourself

LOL ty for advice, will do this immediately.