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Nov 3 2015 09:00am
ill go try and pay a bum to drink dexmerc straight from my steel braided tranny hose if u post a mod list

if u post legit mod list and i dotn atleast take a picture of a bum proving i attempted my part of the deal you can post s/a and get me locked

Quote (FMX_89 @ Nov 3 2015 10:59am)
I'm going to go out on a limb and say black wheels and a Corsa catback.


im gunna go out on a limb and say its not a cat back

its a borla axleback, some form of ram-air/cai, and that bullydog tune they put in dodge chargers

This post was edited by t9x on Nov 3 2015 09:01am
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The sad thing is I can remember every hard part and efi live setting i've done on every truck i've ever touched...

He can't remember one car that was 6 months ago??? The sad thing is, it's probably intake, exhaust, tune MAYBE h/c at the most.

Dude already admitted to not having internals done so (im no gm guy) but that puts an ls2 is the what? 450 ballpark? aka high 11's

FMX can correct me if i'm wrong.
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Quote (jimmyhoud @ Nov 3 2015 11:02am)
The sad thing is I can remember every hard part and efi live setting i've done on every truck i've ever touched...

He can't remember one car that was 6 months ago??? The sad thing is, it's probably intake, exhaust, tune MAYBE h/c at the most.

Dude already admitted to not having internals done so (im no gm guy) but that puts an ls2 is the what? 450 ballpark? aka high 11's

FMX can correct me if i'm wrong.


lol maybe if the ls2 was in a car that weighed less than 6000 lbs

thats high 12's


sorry for the sake of him not being allowed any points, the car weighs 3800 lbs

This post was edited by t9x on Nov 3 2015 09:04am
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Quote (t9x @ Nov 3 2015 10:00am)
ill go try and pay a bum to drink dexmerc straight from my steel braided tranny hose if u post a mod list



im gunna go out on a limb and say its not a cat back

its a borla axleback, some form of ram-air/cai, and that bullydog tune they put in dodge chargers


Lol not enough credit for a midpipe. Ouch. This guy is rolling around in the Dbag version of a jetta and a $16,000 V1 acting like he is tough shit.

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Lol not enough credit for a midpipe. Ouch. This guy is rolling around in the Dbag version of a jetta and a $16,000 V1 acting like he is tough shit.

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damn u really went there with the a4

i didnt wanna hit him that low but i know dudes with jettas that could probly beat his a4
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Quote (t9x @ Nov 3 2015 10:52am)
ok sorry

how fast is the cts-v i really just want to know at this point

i dont even want to flame you or anything

i see Kath already went ham on the other audi kid that must suck getting ripped apart by a girl when talking turbos and what not

jeez no wonder that kid left this thread really is gold


wow u were asking GC on jsp to post pics of sluts on halloween wtf

u drive a audi with no eyebrows and a ctsv and u still cant get pussy

for fucks sake i was railin hoes out daily throwin em on the shelf for my niggas when i was whippin my tiburon


ok sorry i really mean it now im done flaming

pls mods dont suspend me i just wanna know what he did to his cts


Haha man you're desperate for attention. That's cause I was stuck at work on Halloween. You can read right? I would start a my gf is hotter but I don't want you fattys to have anything else to beat it too.
Get a life bud. Own way more shit then you ever will. This site obvi means the world to you.

Full exhaust, black wheels. That's a good start.
Audi like I said earlier only tuned and exhaust. Never claimed to be fast. My daily driver just gave it a bump for fun. You guys just keep going and going lol its quite amusing



Jetta thing again. Only a poor person would say that. Anyone here actually ever work on cars? You know how many cars share components

This post was edited by 2high2aim on Nov 3 2015 09:08am
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Quote (jimmyhoud @ Nov 3 2015 10:02am)
The sad thing is I can remember every hard part and efi live setting i've done on every truck i've ever touched...

He can't remember one car that was 6 months ago??? The sad thing is, it's probably intake, exhaust, tune MAYBE h/c at the most.

Dude already admitted to not having internals done so (im no gm guy) but that puts an ls2 is the what? 450 ballpark? aka high 11's

FMX can correct me if i'm wrong.


If it is N/A with a stock cam it's not over 400whp. That would be enough for 12.60s-12.70's if you could keep from shattering the glass rear end.
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Nailed that one guy's lol
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Quote (2high2aim @ Nov 3 2015 11:06am)
Haha man you're desperate for attention. That's cause I was stuck at work on Halloween. You can read right? I would start a my gf is hotter but I don't want you fattys to have anything else to beat it too.
Get a life bud. Own way more shit then you ever will. This site obvi means the world to you.

Full exhaust, black wheels. That's a good start.
Audi like I said earlier only tuned and exhaust. Never claimed to be fast. My daily driver just gave it a bump for fun. You guys just keep going and going lol its quite amusing


bro ur 2 high 2 aim but ur not high enuf to just post a parts list for your cts or admit its not fast

its funny cuz im probly exactly what you wish you were, i have a race car i built and have owned since i was 16, ive had 4 bmws all above 500hp that i daily drive, i smoke hella dope daily, by dope i mean weed drugs and by weed drugs i mean the expensive conenctrates

i honestly bet i have more money invested in drug paraphernalia than u have in your CTS

i live the life bruh

im not here for attention

im here cuz im bored as fuck and i found you

you will probably never hear from me again after this either

so heres my advice

quit your shitty bar job that makes u work on halloween

log off d2jsp

sell your cts

invest that money

stop living off your parents



and about the jetta thing, its the same exact car as your audi but lighter so ur an idiot

have u actually worked on a car ever lol

This post was edited by t9x on Nov 3 2015 09:11am
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Quote (FMX_89 @ Nov 3 2015 11:06am)
If it is N/A with a stock cam it's not over 400whp. That would be enough for 12.60s-12.70's if you could keep from shattering the glass rear end.


It is N/A, have a cam. You're getting close. Keep going.
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