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Oct 31 2014 11:22am
buy a dog

cats hate dogs
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Oct 31 2014 01:34pm
Id go confront the neighbor and let him know if he doesn't get his damn cats under control they will start disappearing. I get what Killer is saying about fucking with someone who has messed with your animal, but if you give them a fair warning to get their shit under control and they still dont then i'd just start shooting the damn things. Bows are very quiet, even those little handheld cross bows are decently accurate and will pierce threw something small like a cat. If the guy starts messing with you, take a tireiron to his knee one day.
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Oct 31 2014 01:38pm
Quote (nickerbocker57 @ Oct 31 2014 02:34pm)
Id go confront the neighbor and let him know if he doesn't get his damn cats under control they will start disappearing. I get what Killer is saying about fucking with someone who has messed with your animal, but if you give them a fair warning to get their shit under control and they still dont then i'd just start shooting the damn things. Bows are very quiet, even those little handheld cross bows are decently accurate and will pierce threw something small like a cat. If the guy starts messing with you, take a tireiron to his knee one day.


Best advice for jail time and lawsuits lol
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Oct 31 2014 02:04pm
Quote (nickerbocker57 @ Oct 31 2014 07:34pm)
Id go confront the neighbor and let him know if he doesn't get his damn cats under control they will start disappearing. I get what Killer is saying about fucking with someone who has messed with your animal, but if you give them a fair warning to get their shit under control and they still dont then i'd just start shooting the damn things. Bows are very quiet, even those little handheld cross bows are decently accurate and will pierce threw something small like a cat. If the guy starts messing with you, take a tireiron to his knee one day.


Thankfully we live in reality and that isn't how things work.

Remember we are talking about a cat.. not a human.. do you expect the owner to just have a chat with the animal and ask it politely to not go on his warm hood?



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Oct 31 2014 05:55pm
Quote (Killerme99 @ Oct 31 2014 08:04pm)
Thankfully we live in reality and that isn't how things work.

Remember we are talking about a cat.. not a human.. do you expect the owner to just have a chat with the animal and ask it politely to not go on his warm hood?


this lol. If you didn't wanna pony up the extra money to get a place with a garage then you are pretty much SOL.

also inb4 u get fukt by the long dick of the law for trying to exterminate the problem. Cat ladies be crazy about their cats.
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Oct 31 2014 11:03pm
plant some catnip and they wont give a fuck about your car anymore.
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Oct 31 2014 11:30pm
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wow didnt even think of this

was gunna bait him with catnip to a trap and relocate him off the highway somewhere


shot it
throw in the woods behind your house
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Nov 1 2014 01:04am
build a garage for your shitty car
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Nov 1 2014 01:41am
I honestly think they make little shock pads, kinda like an electric fence that you can put on there. They honestly just want the engine heat, that's why they climb up.
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Nov 1 2014 04:46am
Quote (Killerme99 @ Oct 31 2014 04:04pm)
Thankfully we live in reality and that isn't how things work.

Remember we are talking about a cat.. not a human.. do you expect the owner to just have a chat with the animal and ask it politely to not go on his warm hood?


Okay wanna handle it through the proper legal channels? Prove that the man has ownership of the cat, document damages done, take his ass to court and sue him for damages. I have shot several neighbors animals who made their way onto my property to fuck with my livestock. I had the Chief Deputy himself tell me that i was in no way outside of my legal rights by shooting an animal on my property that was damaging, or would be believed to cause damage to my property. When i deploy my brother watches my house, one of the neighbors who's dog i had shot started harassing my brother (which he thought was me), my brother not only pulled a sidearm and held the man there on the ground while he called the police, the man also had criminal charges filed against him for harassment and had a restraining order issued to him.

If that cat is on your property you are well within your rights to fix the issue, i just advise talking with the owner to see if he wont try to pin it up or something. Maybe things are just different here in Indiana though.
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