LOL vemma beamer
Story time!
I did an internship at a tech firm right after college, and I used to smoke cig's and BS with the lady that hired people. (smokers union)
One day she was telling me about how she had 3 'vemma' applications lined up for interviews.
She said she rarely hired people who 'vemma'd' their application, but needed to scrape the bottom of the barrel to get one more person on the project.
When I asked her why she didn't hire vemma, she said begrudgingly "Only an idiot would join that pyramid scheme, but even an idiot should know better than to actually put it on their resume."
Well, in the end, she didn't hire any of them and we did the project short handed.
Because no person is better than a vemma person.
Grats on the beamer!
Hopefully you will be able to hang on to it for more than a few months before it's repo'd out from under you.