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No, but you didn't write a book did you? You made up a distasteful and possibly offensive fictional scenario in a vain attempt to be funny.
No, i didn't write a book. But i did write a fictional situation.
I wrote exactly what the OP asked for, a something to say to get out of his ticket when he's at court.
It wasn't funny, because it wasn't an attempt at humor, it was what he asked for.
Distasteful and offensive are a subjective, not everyone finds the same things offensive or distasteful... so censor
everything right?
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So mature people accept all fictional statements without finding them offensive? Yeah, ok.
I didn't say mature people accept all fictional statements, you're putting words in my mouth, i said stupid people get mad about fiction.
Whereas mature people can understand it's fake horseshit, and getting mad about fake horseshit accomplishes literally nothing, because it's fake.
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And since when has something fictional not been subject to criticism simply because it is fiction?
Putting more words in my mouth, classic FMX attempt at arguing. Show me where i said anything close to that statement. (you won't, FMX is the dodge king)
Fictional things are criticized all the time!!
You can look at a list of books that have been banned from US schools as an example. (or a list of unbanned books for that matter.)
Criticizing fiction is commonplace, but getting angry about it is reserved for the stupid.
Did you read the grinch stole xmas and get pissed at the grinch for stealing xmas?
Did you write the author and gather your friends to protest the terrible things he's done?
Or did you accept that it's fiction and move on with your life.
Did you watch the movie honey i shrunk the kids and get pissed at the dad for making such a terrible device?
Did you go break into local science labs and smash all their equipment so they can't replicate it.
Or did you accept that it's fiction and move on with your life.
You didn't get mad about those things because it's a waste of energy, they aren't real.
Bottom line is today you got your jimmies rustled by fake people in a fake situation, and that makes you stupid.