Okay....
NEMO can fucking suck a dick.
Went out to go plow. Hydraulics were frozen on the tractor. Got them warmed up, then I was forced to take apart the bucket trim lever, spent around an hour on this, and at that point I just said fuck it. All of the nuts started freezing while I tried to tighten them, and anger soon followed. I'll fix it when I can see 10 feet in front of my face.
Stupid fucking Nemo, stupid fucking tractor.
I'm going to be drinking the rest of the day.
FUG IT! 
Yes, let the booze consume you. Give in to the dark side of the pours.