You try waaaay to hard.. it is rather sad

You care way too much about what I do. It is rather sad. Listen to what your mommy always told you, MYOB.

What i do on my phone while sitting on the balcony of this beach house is my business.

Being alone at a beach house on a balcony must suck

alone on a beach house balcony trumps sitting in a cramped trailer in a trailer park, right bud?

inb4 "iwouldntknowhowaboutyou" 4th grade level response.

Something about gay sex and cramped spaces.

I'm actually in a small condo on the coast but I guess close enough?

if thats the lie you would like to perpetrate, than i guess it is close enough.

You sound mad. How's the dorms? Lol

Do you even know sopranos?

Dude is so gay he woke up after a frat party with stretched tonsils.

So clearly being 5 foot away from another guy jacking off is a comfortable spot for him.