You must be a Ford fan 😂.

Nope, just not retarded enough to buy a modern dodge.

just drunk enough to get trump'd at office parties

cheah dood

Boo

Bit by 3 yellow labs, I start saying fuck yellow labs. Ive had an RT magnum and an SRT4.. I'd rather drive a flinstone car than any of those hunks of shit haha.

Well at least Ford manufactures the selling points of their vehicles

"Buy a Dodge! It ha(d)s a Cummins in it!" Not their motor, and not their contract anymore lmfao
"Buy a Chevy! Their Duramax/Allison combo is amazing!" Japanese motor paired to a trans that isn't their's lmfaooo

Buy a Ford. A company that knows how to break ground, and does it themselves. No help from the Government or constant 3rd party parts sourcing.

Sometimes I tuck my wiener between my legs, so I can know what it's like to own a Chevy or Dodge.

Then you stick it in your own ass to know what it's like to own a Ford?