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Feb 28 2015 09:23am
It sounds like a quantum fission plug, you need to find some radium and shove some in ur gas tank and then lick the tailpipe

It'll work
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Feb 28 2015 10:24am
Quote (DDadams @ Feb 28 2015 12:53am)
honda civic for weekend fun


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Feb 28 2015 10:42am
most likely everyhting els ein this post is trolling
you need to charge your batteri if not replace it and your fuel is probably turned bad you need some fresh fuel, make sure its got oil in it and it should start with a good batteri and good fuel
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Feb 28 2015 12:59pm
this has to be a post from a woman

"car wont start, is my engine broke"
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Feb 28 2015 11:21pm
Quote (DDadams @ Feb 28 2015 12:53am)
hey guys car wont start

went to vacation and then come back to winter and no started car for 8 months

now wont even light come on

is the engine broke or? what can i do to fix. cant get to auto zone with the car. they say to bring it in but cant bring it in if not even light work????

have other car honda civic for weekend fun but dont like to drive it in bad weather


Scary thing is, this person is probably of legal age to vote.
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Mar 1 2015 12:43am
have you tried ordering a pizza? i heard that works.
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Mar 1 2015 03:58pm
Please help me guys thread haves 20 different idear but not onr replay twice


which is right and can help car work
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You need Jesus in your life, he makes.anything possible...
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wish I had enough free time for 32k troll posts...
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Mar 1 2015 06:51pm
Quote (DDadams @ Mar 1 2015 09:58pm)
Please help me guys thread haves 20 different idear but not onr replay twice


which is right and can help car work


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