My sense of sarcasm has been off lately.

Laid off since first week of dec.

wtf is this entire section claiming unemployment now?

Thankfully the owner of the company I work for is a good good friend of mine.

Hooked me up with a company car and allows me to work as much as I want

Very very thankful

Never been laid off, seen unemployment, or been on workers comp.

tbh though im not laid off just for the weather.... my wifes hp has been low and were hoping to fixit here soon

i work for halliburton im waiting for my pink slip to come in any day now honestly

All is good here but bloomberg released an article suggesting the company I work for may sell their entire caprolactam business. That wouldn't surprise me, we have been expecting it for years. Our plant will stay running and an owner with a real chemical background would probably improve things.