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Sep 23 2014 03:38pm
Quote (justin_618 @ Sep 23 2014 02:25pm)
you guys are all stupid its clearly a flux capacitor.


GOD DAMNIT

I was reading all the posts and was thinking "its gotta be a flux capacitor"

then I got to you <_<





@OP, did you check your tire fluid?
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Sep 23 2014 03:41pm
Clearly its Alien's
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Sep 23 2014 05:19pm
Wrap your keys in a damp paper towel and stick them in the microwave for 4 minutes.

Guaranteed to make your car start.







Go buy a new battery.
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Sep 23 2014 06:01pm
Muffler belt yup definitely muffler belt
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Sep 23 2014 06:46pm
low blinker fluid or a air leak in the jet fuel ducts.


btw this thread made me smile, a lot. Love these threads. So brutal to the members who try and crossover.
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Sep 23 2014 06:47pm
Quote (DaRkGoDz @ Sep 23 2014 05:41pm)
Clearly its Alien's


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Sep 23 2014 06:57pm
Is the e-brake off. That makes my car stay in one spot too.
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Sep 24 2014 03:56am
Quote (DuckManParkey @ Sep 23 2014 08:46pm)
low blinker fluid or a air leak in the jet fuel ducts.


btw this thread made me smile, a lot. Love these threads. So brutal to the members who try and crossover.


It's DDadams....He posts a thread like this once a month and believe it or not most people fall for it every time.
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Sep 24 2014 05:51pm
needs more pylons
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