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Jun 4 2014 01:25pm
How to deal with bro dozers:


Follow them, usually to a mall or other large parking lot with a storefront.

Wait for them to go inside

Use the valve stem core removal tool in your glove box to deflate their massive tires

?????????

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Jun 4 2014 01:38pm
Quote (FMX_89 @ Jun 4 2014 07:25pm)
How to deal with bro dozers:


Follow them, usually to a mall or other large parking lot with a storefront.

Wait for them to go inside

Use the valve stem core removal tool in your glove box to deflate their massive tires

?????????

Profit


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Jun 4 2014 01:38pm
Build a car like your gonna compete in twisted metal . Then do it . Yolo
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Jun 4 2014 02:39pm
Bro dude guy bubski
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Jun 4 2014 02:39pm
or just grab a tow strap and rip their front axle out
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Jun 4 2014 03:11pm
Quote (KoJ @ Jun 4 2014 03:39pm)
or just grab a tow strap and rip their front axle out


Rofl and do it in that pink shirt
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Jun 4 2014 03:39pm
Quote (KoJ @ Jun 4 2014 08:39pm)
or just grab a tow strap and rip their front axle out


Front axle? 90% of the brodozers around here are 2wd ;P

Edit - Well you could always just rip a control arm off or something lol

This post was edited by Killerme99 on Jun 4 2014 03:39pm
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Jun 4 2014 05:13pm
Quote (TeaRs- @ Jun 4 2014 02:11pm)
Rofl and do it in that pink shirt


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Jun 5 2014 04:00pm
What is a brodozer
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Jun 5 2014 05:54pm
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What is a brodozer


Used to describe the vehicles piloted by desert bros. Usually large white trucks to begin with, they are then trasformed into the epitamy of excess (In the opposite direction of rice rockets) via the addition of enormous lift kits, huge tyres (usually baja claws see haha claws. Eveything chromable is chromed, and everything flamable is flamed (including window tinting) The headlights are often mounted in the front bumper to stay at the leagal height. The trucks tip easily, and don't off-road any better than they ever did.
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