Quote (0berst @ Jan 14 2013 08:52am)
Haha, funny story in relation to picking up hookers: a few years back when I still had the Lotus, I was getting gas really late one evening--probably 1 or 2am. While I was pumping, the guy in a van next to me asked if he could take a few pictures in front of my car with "his girls". I said sure, and out popped three (or four?) chicks. Turns out the dude was a porn photographer and he took a bunch of pics with half-naked girls on my car.
It was fun, but I'm a pretty tall guy for such a small car. I was never really comfortable in it.
That's pretty damn awesome, I had a not so glorious story but kinda similar. This is when I had my first car, I was following a friend back to his new house one night, he had moved out of town and I wasn't familiar with the area but it was a little ghetto. As I was following him back he makes a light as it turns yellow, and I can tell by the way this dumbass is driving he hasn't realized I'm not behind him anymore...So I pull my phone out to dial his number and out of fucking no where my passenger door opens and some rando commando middle aged blond hooker gets in my car and shuts the door, at the same exact time the light turns green, now at this point with nobody around I'd be so inclined to say something like "What the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck out of my car" but before I could finish my broken sentence of initial shock, a car pulls up catty-corner to my current location, and it couldn't just be any God damn car, it was a fucking police car....The problem at this point is I don't know if the Police officer seen this bitch get into my car but I was pretty sure he hadn't, so I had to make a decision, either A. Cause a seen by kicking this bitch out of my car at a green light or B. Drive away casual as fuck....I went with B. The hooker and I sat in dead silence crossing the intersection. I continued in silence watching my rear view, praying he wouldn't follow me, I tried to put some space between me and him just in case but then I seen those recognizable head lights in the distance...He's following me, my anger for this hooker was overcome by the fear of going to jail and I had to formulate a plan. I proceeded to tell her that I didn't want her in my car, she's yapping about strikes and going back to jail (Guess she had drugs on her). I decide I'm just going to pull into some random ass driveway and she's going to get out and walk up like it's her house. She's concerned about walking back and I tell her I'll take her back if the cop goes past and everything is cool (LOL YEAH FUCKING RIGHT), I pull into a random driveway, she goes to get out and she drops her lighter but continues on, the cop passes, she gets to the front door, and I put my car in reverse and leave the bitch screaming and yelling, turn back onto the road, and I'm gone.....Well to this day I still have the lighter and it turns out the house I dropped her off at was my friends neighbor, I still go the back way to his house.