Ok so first is:

Nology Hot Wires, apparently they allow for a greater transfer of spark for superior combustion.. And I must say, this is impressive.



So if you get a stronger spark you'll get way better combustion, and more power, cool idea and I've seen it on so many cars now that it's gotta work.

and

http://www.gfchips.com/

Tuning chips, $70!

Regularly these are $400 msrp, this site sells them for $70, they claim that you get up to 60 hp when you use it, I'd say on a 4 cyl, turbo car like mine it would get around 25-35 with this chip, $70 doesn't seem so bad for that much power.


and

http://www.royalpurple.com/wp-content/uploads/SportTruck_10HP_Oil_Change.pdf

These guys got 10hp out of only changing their oil, that's impressive, I'm looking into the cost of this in the morning.

seems legit. i'm ordering that chip for my cressida when i get paid next week. toyotas and subarus are the same so it'll work. might even get more horsepower cuz i'm non turbo.

Like I said, I figure my turbo will get about 25-35 more, naturally aspirated engines benefit way more from the lean conditions.

exactly, so i should net somewhere in the range of 115hp instead. so i'll run 9's now, right?

Not funny, really though expect 50-60 hp with a proper installation.

hmmm ok.

how about this?

http://tornadoair.com/

seems legit.

I use a different style on my pick up truck, and I'll tell you what, it works, mpg went way up.

not sure if serious...

From what I've heard, royal purple likes to crap out after ~1k of use, I'd stay away from it. If you're serious about performance oil, get amsoil.
Also, hotwires are old news, circle track magazine tested them in like, 1996 and they actually showed 10hp decrease iirc.

You see this in a magazine or what

nope, this: