my elephant has finally accepted my offering of green bean stew and has allowed me to ride him to school, i would like to keep a journal of my accounts with Juliomagnus (my elephants name) here in this topic. Feel free to give constructive criticism.

Journal entry #2

Juliomagnus and green bean stew seemed to have a disagreement, and Juliomagnus is now dead. I called the plumber because he died on my toilet but my insurance could not cover the cost of the reparations. I am now compromising to live on the streets with my nephew, Bartsen. This will be my last entry seeing as I will not have this computer much longer.

Good luck! Say hello to Bartsen for me

I WISH I COULD :*(

Journal entry #3

Bartsen and I abandoned our home to explore the unknown.. We headed for the subway. When we arrived bartsen spotted a candycane on the opposite side of the tracks. Him being black, naturally, he jumped for it. He would have easily made it if it had not been for the train raging across its pathway. Blood splattered all over my white suit, and you know how good a black man looks in his white suit.. So I was pissed. Another shitty day. I am no longer going to live on the streets but I have abandoned my home at last. I am now residing in the home of my great uncle Richcock. His name isn't really Richcock but he is one arrogant bastard.

I'm sorry yalls elephant died nigguh..

Imma have to say the nay nah ma nigguh

sepa tai ?