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Sep 23 2011 04:42am
well yea. it farts like a motherfucker and always does it near people. i hit it a few times with a crowbar but it doesnt help!

should i kill my dog before someone lights a match and blows me in the air?
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Sep 23 2011 04:43am
Yes.
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Sep 23 2011 08:19am
Just drive it 1-2 miles from your home.

Then let it go.
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Sep 25 2011 08:47pm
buy a pet corrector
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Oct 15 2011 12:01pm
:rofl:
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Oct 18 2011 11:55am
A needle and some thread might solve it
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Oct 18 2011 12:37pm
You guys are assholes.
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Oct 18 2011 12:39pm
Rape it, Kill it, burn it, snort the ashes, dance hard ass techno.
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Oct 18 2011 02:44pm
Its what your feeding him
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Oct 18 2011 03:13pm
Quote (MoreTimeToKill @ Oct 18 2011 04:44pm)
Its what your feeding him


This even though this topic is obviously a troll...
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