Meet Timmy:
Timmy is a very special dog. His owner passed away and willed him to my family. He came to us at 14 years old. He has only two teeth left, so his tongue hangs out all the time like that. He licks his eyeballs with that tongue.
Timmy is also a hemaphrodite (both male and female parts)! He is incontinent (can't control his poop or pee, and doesn't know when he is doing either) and has very little motor skills left in his rearend, so he kind of shuffles along. He snorts and makes all sorts of funny sounds, and farts a lot.
Timmy the poster boy for "You think your life is bad?"
Timmy lived with us for two more years and finally passed away in his sleep last November.