Alright so, my girlfriend has this cat and I actually think I'm allergic.

My eyes fucking itch all the time and nasty gets all over my clothes.

I mean I could really care less that she has a cat, but how do i get it to stop annoying me?

I'll enter a room and the little faggot with rub the side of his body against me, really cat?

I mean you see that I'm sneezing and shit have some respect or something.

Anyways should I just let it outside? She said it was an house cat I think or something.

Cats come back like dogs right?

This post was edited by Maserati90 on Aug 24 2011 05:16pm

ye stay out

Put it in the microwave

get a spray bottle and spray it when it comes near you.

It'll stop coming near you.

nothin a good ole game of cat-sack can fix

Better to be pissed off, than pissed on.

Hit it with a stick

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Lmao.

all bad ideas >< get a fat pinch of salt when it rubs on your legs and heads in the upright position dump it in the nose, the cat will never go near you again, Well it will just not rub you anymore. The trick is your face as u dump in the nose, it wont forget that, Make it when your girlfriends head it turned and itll leave.

This post was edited by Belldandy on Aug 25 2011 08:49pm