Wer sich den anfang vom post durchliest weiss dass das bloß ein schlechter fake ist - allein die erste zeile genügt. Der "olias" hat auf dem blizzard forum nichts zu sagen. Der ist bloß ein schlechter nolife troll
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Here it is guys, I found this scrawled on some ancient looking parchment in a dumpster behind Blizzard HQ the other day. I tried to copy all of it, but unfortunately the part about there being a new way to gain xp besides endless Baal runs was just too smudged to be read. Some of the information about changes to items and new runewords was just too illegible as well, sorry.
BTW, I am homeless but I am using a computer at the public library to make this post and also defecate into a toilet for a change. If you want to think less of me for digging in the trash or put me on "blast" or whatever you dumb kids say now, well, screw you because my cat hated me too before I shut him up for good.
Looks like they wrapped everything up pretty nicely here, CTA and Enigma won't be so OP anymore because oskills don't get + to all skills benefit, so a crappy +1 BO CTA won't turn into level 13 BO with equipment. Oh, and the small casting delay on low level teleport makes enigma kind of balanced now and doesn't affect real sorcs at all. I mean, 1-2 sec delay for Enigma teleport is still good enough to see use but at the same time it won't make every class as good at teleporting as sorceresses. But that's not all, lots of overdue bug fixes and hopefully an end to botting. Also a nice skill balancing and a fair nerf to hammerdins. Because like, if hammerdins do physical damage they'll be less effective in pvp and they can't kill EVERY enemy in the game. I think I'm babbling, and my friend always told me I babble but I put him away for it. Just read the patch notes and you'll see how great it is.
It's a shame they scrapped this in favor of bigger stash and skill respeccing and letting that bashack guy keep his job. It's also a shame I'm eating a stale hoagie I found in the trash outside of the library because it hurts my gums. I wish my wife hadn't left me. She made me floss sometimes. If you're interested in the new runeword, I'm copying its stats at the end of my post.
Anyway, enjoy.
This post was edited by qYp on Oct 16 2009 02:24pm