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Mar 9 2012 04:25pm
so this year if my final year of varsity tennis and im looking for ways to frustrate and annoy my opponents as much as possible yet still within the rules of the game
any ideas?
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Mar 9 2012 07:49pm
wear a tight skirt and let your cleavage hang out
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Mar 10 2012 12:51pm
if you are up in a game and need 1 stand really close to the net and hopefully they will double fault (do it after they fault first serve)
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Mar 12 2012 10:08pm
moonballs for no reason obv
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Mar 13 2012 02:29am
i once had a first set where i lobbed the entire time. needless to say i lost 2-6 or something, but whooped the kid on the next two sets..best to do this at home games when they travel and you're the last match playing ;).

also jump the net and 360 everytime, they'll think you're a total asshat.
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Mar 13 2012 12:55pm
Quote (buttersdan @ Mar 10 2012 01:51pm)
if you are up in a game and need 1 stand really close to the net and hopefully they will double fault (do it after they fault first serve)


Quote (987 @ Mar 12 2012 11:08pm)
moonballs for no reason obv


Quote (sn0wcommie @ Mar 13 2012 03:29am)
i once had a first set where i lobbed the entire time.  needless to say i lost 2-6 or something, but whooped the kid on the next two sets..best to do this at home games when they travel and you're the last match playing ;). 

also jump the net and 360 everytime, they'll think you're a total asshat.



Haha knew I would get some good answers from people on this site
can't wait for our first match going to be fun
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Mar 17 2012 10:38pm
When warming up with your opponent, never hit the ball to him. Hit it down the lines and practice drop shots, it will annoy + tire him out.

Obvious one is to fist-pump after every-point you win.

Call a fault on his serve when it misses, especially when it hits the net and doesn't go over.

Wobble back and forth like a homo when receiving serves... seriously, it will distract your opponent, but also look like you are trying to stay light on your feet.

Bounce the ball liker Jokervic... that's all I got :D
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Apr 9 2012 06:24pm
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Apr 10 2012 10:15pm
try to make gay remarks to the opponent
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