carried by trist pretty much, 4/0 5 minutes in lol. just had to make sure Cho didn't lose hard to Illaoi and be around for Nocturne's ganks.

Decent start, got a little fed. But jesus, no one ever grouped. Malzahar and MF were in far away lands missing CS and dying on their own most of the game. Could barely farm my jungle because of this. Then Malz the fuckhead takes the camp that would have given me sated despite me spamming pinging alert, and on the next fight they all live with 10-20% HP. fucking elo hell of peace.

tilt supreme boys. cheese duo top and Rengar always around, don't think much of it because I stick around Gangplank and he largely stays safe so I think "hey that frees up our support or their bot gets dumped". trouble is, Vayne and Leona do jackshit bot lane. fuck fine it's Vel'Koz, but Leona literally sat bot lane the whole fucking laning phase while the rest of the map was 3v4 for us. they weren't even shoving in, just playing like our team had a extra player in it. we eventually lose map control, and Vayne just starts either suiciding 1v5 or facechecking bushes in the fog of war. the few times we actually managed to get 5v5's, she just plays frontline and she drops before she can proc a single silver bolt. impossible to outdamage the enemy team. toxin teammates are back.

did everything in my power to get Kha ahead of Renek, worked very well and put the croc really behind. My teamfighting was really bad though, just flatly missed some ults that would've made it a massacre. Kat carried the rest of the way though so np.

Sona #1: Got home to bad lag, why not some Sona? Was good because theg ame was one huge ass skirmish. Not sure what was going on but we eventually came out on top. dat kill participation

Sona #2: Luc was straight up a baby, we got camped by Lee hard and eventually Luc got first blooded, then he just tilted. just walking up to lane, eating hooks and dying. He asks me "wtf im supposed to do?" and im like "dude just step away" and he's like "ok". 0/6 by then. Maybe he needed more encouragement...

Vel: Uncarriable. Destroyed MF-Annie in lane, but everyone else suckfed... including Caitlyn after laning.

Vel #2: Vi and Poppy die not once, not twice, but three times 1v2 to Illaoi. Anivia flaming the team for "feeding" Kennen when she's fucking Anivia and never does anything while he makes roams. Still managed to wreck lane and get something back but then Ashe played the midgame like she was the frontline... instantly caught and destroyed every time. some uncarriable shit tonight, support life just sucks sometimes.

LOL

whoops, let this fall by the wayside a bit.

er, summary of the last week or so: play Braum/Janna/Sejuani = win most of my games, play otherwise = lose most. think I went 0/4 with Vel'Koz somehow, destroyed lane every time but lost all games. not sure if bad luck with solo lanes or just being shit at pushing advantages. probably the latter.

been trying out Shyvana due to all the Hecarim nerfs and after some tinkering I really like playing with her. clearing super fast, then warding deep + counterjungling seems like my jam.

Started 0/3 this match, but I was outfarming Pantheon really badly so I wasn't behind at all. Bot did bad but Ahri went hard and I got Malph some kills on Sej. then when I hit Sated + BotrK I just waited for their key CC cooldowns and went hard on their backline... the damage Ho Lee. And Panth did as many camps in his jungle as me LOL

Wucan vs Wugod?

Ho.

Lee.

there CAN be only one