Quote (Lazybumi @ Jun 30 2024 06:16am)
Lold at interstellar void sized gap
Bro i 100% understand you
I swear sometimes you just cant hold it in
I wouldve gotten cancer by now if i didnt relieve some of the stress by "taxing" people
LP is what i play for but sometimes i just like to see the world burn
bruv, are you muted ingame too? or nah? i believe being ingame muted makes us even MORE toxic.
i legit had a game yesturday where i was 1v9ing all fking game, useless jungle+top, our botlane kinda went even in term of farm and everything with their botlane but out top and junglers were giga gapped, i was like 2x the networth and impact as their mid as usual but look at that... they had 2 guys on their team that were threats, their jungler and their adc and we had me and our adc... what i mean by threat is that if those 2 people are dead u can basicly take baron/inibs etc because everyone else is pretty much irrelevant .
So, im muted right... im pinging the baron because 4/5 of their team is far bot after killing our top split pushing right? and we are all next to baron (well, me the adc and jungler) and im a giga fed naafiri... so i ping baron... our useless jungler says in chat 'we dont have the damage for baron' so i fucking ping the baron with the 'signals to go allin' special ping command thing you know??? but the fking jungler convince our adc to NOT attack the baron (they both on my fking screen afking) so im like fuck those R words right? i ping the baron till im ping limited, i jump on it i even use ult and everything to up my dps right? they dont help for it, i get the baron to litterally 1/3hp left very fast but by that time im half hp (no lifesteal on naafiri and the second Q hit heal isnt enough to full solo tank baron ofc). The enemy team shows up. I'm half hp, my ults gone (to try forcing my monkee team to finish baron fast with me) baron is litterally down to 2k hp, my jungler+adc+supp (the supp had the time to run to us by then) they all get fking destroyed in 3seconds in the river, im still on the fucking baron i get it to under 1k just in time for enemy team jungler to flash smite it and then i die cause im 1v9 (litterally) then enemy make the game wining push and we lose in the next minute.
Then our jungler in the post game chat says 'x9 naafiri, gave baron to enemy team' ... he fails to realize that if him or the adc hit the baron with me for litterally 5seconds 5 MOTHERFUCKING SECONDS instead of talking shit in chat, afking in the river next to the baron pit for 30second, we wouldve got baron and nobody wouldve died for it???
THOSE guys need to be perma muted. Not me for calling someone on my team a retar*
what pisses me off to the next level is that if i call out my team for doing retar*** plays like that, i should chill out, this is bronze/silver, they doing their best... ofc... im just toxic...
BUT IF I DO A FKING PLAY/CALL LIKE THAT, IM INTING, TROLLING, TOXIC AGANE CUZ I KNOW BETTER yeah right.
With one side of their mouth they say i belong in that rank, with the other side of their mouth they say im expected to 1v9 carry because we all know that im better than 95% of people in my lobbies... so wich one is it? if im really better than 95% of people in my elo... maybe then its not my elo?
or theres also the game where i was aurelion sol mid ( they banned naafiri i think)... we had a missfortune who rushed bortk into infinity edge and was like 2-9 by the time i was like 25-5 with 500+stardust stacks litterally 1v9ing... constantly hitting 3-4-5enemies in my ult combos the only thing this fking MF needed to do was build lethality and fucking ult but no he wanted to be a rightclick MF
fucking hilarious cause in the aftergame lobby (where i can talk for some reason even when im muted ingame) the missfortune was blaming me for dieing stupidly at the end meanwhile the entire enemy team was saying things like 'stfu mf, aurelion sol made your 15min ff game into a real 40min one' and 'Bot GAP, i would honor aurelion sol if i could cross team honor, x9 mf'
sick matchmaking guys
also worth noting that i perma roamed bot to babysit that mf earlygame and he still got stomped even tho i droped a triple kill bot at lvl 6
This post was edited by NumbSouls on Jun 30 2024 04:38pm