fucking flu, time for more elo heck rage... though the first match of the day went rather well. Vayne was bad and Jinx stacked up on kills pretty early even though I fucked a couple of times. Then Jarvan got Diana really ahaed, and well... Alistar jungle isn't meta for a reason, I think I saw him gank like twice the whole game.

Fighting in the fog of war when no one knows where Talon is... always ends well. don't think Tristana ever lasted more than 1 second in teamfights.

when you kill the Ignite Pantheon and get him to rush Maw of Malmortius

I'm thinking "there's no way anyone can fuck up Caitlyn ADC (except me XDDDD)", but this guy fucking did it. Tristana has fucking teleport, god knows why. Easy kills? nope lol. We have a level advantage and all in at 2, motherfucker doesn't finish proc'ing my passive on either bot laner, instead keeps running and casting spells instead of just autoing and killing them. Dies. Then the next two outing, he dies in both of them due to walking away from minions and eating hooks. Spends the next 10 minutes whining about Blitz scripting (not even close lol) and threatening to report him. We won some fights later in the game but they had taken too many objectives by then... shitty ass start sealed the deal.

the gatekeeping is real

win lane, doesn't matter because the rest of your team got shat on.

Highlight: AP Amumu crying about Ekko feeding Leblanc early.

u had a quinn that didn't opt for more lifesteal and attack speed

yeah I'm not going to the bathroom after picking a champ ever again. Vi and bot lane got, very predictably, fucking obliterated and I can't exactly 5-0 Morgana. Veigar was also going around lanes and just stealing farm lol. Such an easy dodge >_<

Duo with the one and only Tasty Taste. brutal countergank by Rengar netted us 3 kills, then with Zed destroying Yi it was a faceroll from there.

TK played really well, in a Silver context not much could've been done about it. They got ahead and grouped mid-game, TK was unbelievably tanky and he stole two drags from us, we would've 5th dragon to fight back. Then we got rekt in late game fights...

Was going to go Cinderhulk Ekko, but then for whatever reason Diana wanted to 1v1 me at Level 3. well OK then, let me snowball this shiz