had this 60 ping Caitlyn basically lane like a silver (lets Jhin auto for free, eats every Thresh hook, gets into Flay range, etc.) while she says she's "lagging" all the way, so I was pretty tilted. Vi and Renek worked top hard though which gave us hope. Then there's a random midlane fight when it looked like Ori got caught... but nope, she lands a fucking massive 5-man ult, we clean them and get two inhibs at 23 minutes. Then they ff. Legit 1 big dick play to carry the game.

>lee camps top
>darius takes early top turret
>jayce roams everywhere with team while darius sits top under turret
>truly counter logic

ok the ghostblade caitlyn trying to 1v1 the draven didn't exactly help our cause either

so Darius accidentally took Shaco's blue, then first blooded Riven moments later. He was 3-0 five minutes in. New strat?

meta-slaving by picking lulu into malz really works

Gl almost diamond

oh shiiiiit diamond promos. fucking picking malz doing me favors here.

kids tried so hard to roam bot but we could always trade 1 for 1 even though it was like 2v4. meanwhile the other guys killed it on the rest of the map. looked kinda bad when maokai started to get all that armor but then I just focused on ulting him and keeping him back for as long as possible. didn't help my kda but it won the game as no one could stop the fed assassins

"i dont give a fuk im tired" vayne, 0/2 tryn with 7 cs vs 2/0 fiora with 37 cs

solid. we were somehow getting things done nevertheless, until vayne decided to ult tumble when we were backing off from taking a top turret. then they got baron off that and snowballed... godfuckingdamnit

highlight: after vayne went on a passive-aggressive, edgy rant I asked whether she listened to metalcore. she said her favorite band was killswitch engage.



This post was edited by Hizkuntza on Feb 2 2017 11:35pm

I don't even understand. Bot and top just assblast our lanes and Ori does OK, basically all we have to do is use our massive lead to take objectives. But no, Lee fucking kills himself trying to do xXxMlGXxX insec plays because he thinks we can't possibly lose, so we're basically 4v5 and playing as if we were even in gold. Then the outscale happens.

How in the FUCK can someone get to this elo, be handed a massive lead, then just throw it away like absolutely nothing? Like when the game was 25-17 he had 9 fucking deaths, most just unforced. The guy legit had won every Lee game he played lmao, then I guess since he's got his ranked rewards he doesn't give a fuck anymore.

Good fucking lord. Why in the diamond promos? Why?



This post was edited by Hizkuntza on Feb 3 2017 12:32am

lol and there goes the promos. viktor and vi flaming each other from the beginning because vik forced her to play jungle as a mid main, and nasus suckfed the top Malz and went quadruple dorans. meanwhile me and ez got fucked by the 2v3

and I don't want to also shit on the ez, but who the fuck sees that you have a zyra support, they pick varus/MF and then you last pick ez to make sure we get fucking shit on past 6?

i hate everything about this game



This post was edited by Hizkuntza on Feb 3 2017 01:08am

post-fail spree. sitting at 74 LP at the moment



think if I can just play cleaner in general I'll eventually hit the mark