Apparently you need brandon in your life though

8 guests fml if they thought about joining they won't now

its me on my 8 smartphones sry

nah ur from corgis u will nvr fkin leave ull just cry to a mod and get him banned

:^ )

I take my cigarette and smother its burning in the ashtray, just like I wish to end the fervor of Diablo 2 Java Script Parser White Knights. I uncrossed my legs slowly and planted them both onto the delicate mahogany floor. A thought trickles down the river of my mind known as my "thought process." But it is quickly lost, for I have no thought process, this is due to smoking too much crystal weed and reading too many ChrisKz White Knight threads. Forgetting what I was about to do, I reach for my jacket pocket and pull out my smokes. I take a cigarette from the carton. Ah, yes.. This is familiar to me. I have one cigarette left. I light it and take a smooth puff of it as I open a new thread and read a ChrisKz post. My daily dose of lung and brain cancer incorporated in the same session like the intertwining hands of a couple dancing with jazz music played in the background. It is good.

artistry

Mfw this is still going on

Laugh every time

Every other day you know my mother's been ragging on me
You know Jesus Mary and Joseph you've tried every other way
Go to church put yourself in Christ hands. so I do man I figure
give it a shot, i dig Jesus. so I go man, high mass a choir and
everything. The first thing I see on the right the side alter
are those little candles in the glass in the red glass we used
to use when it was windy up in the park to cook up. and then.. this
altar boy is coming down the aisle with this SIX foot candle. and
I vision this huuuuge spoon above it man, with like, shopping bags full of dope inside of it. and then the kicker comes man, the preist starts doing his thing with the incense, you know? starts wafting out, i'm in the back it finally hits me, "where do I know this smell
from man? I don't know man" it, it's the smell exactly of really
premo dope cooking up. Exactly the same.
At that point I split. I went home, I went inside to my closet. got
my stash out of the inside pocket of my.. shark skin Easter suit
and...I...got stoned. Ba bing...ba bang. I love the ritual.

i had a dream last night that i logged onto jsp, & mina had closed every single topic on the front page
never forget