lane was a stomp, but holy fuck did I feed trying to be cute. ate so many skillshots... puny black shield doesn't help much against max range spears. almost threw

this is the kind of game that makes me punch the screen. fucking free early, their bot is awful. then suddenly caitlyn disconnects for 10 minutes. we fall behind but not too badly. then this ahri who gets spoonfed three early kills literally can't figure out how to dodge a zyra E and just walks into them over and over, not even from fog of war or from the jungle - just straight up dying mid out of nothing. then cait has the map awareness of christopher columbus and the ability to communicate of hellen keller and straight up dies in sidelanes to ashe and eve every other minute.

fuck

got filled jungle so I thought that would be it, but hec was pretty bad tbh. counterganked him pretty hard in both bot and top, while lux was handling vik on her own. was pretty easy to push the lead afterwards. only annoyance was getting outsmited twice for cloud drakes, haven't exactly had much practice in that department as of late.

damn you're getting pretty close to diamond

1 win away from P1 now :')

there it is. couldnt do much in lane since shaco was bot often and luc wasn't very good with the map but I made good use of the windows I had to roam and get kat ahead. then had some really bizarre, close-call 5v5 chases top that eventually got us baron. then shaco suicided into us twice while we had the baron up and steamrolled them

kind of weird I've hardly played Thresh all S6 but I've picked him up twice now and he feels pretty good to use. idk



This post was edited by Hizkuntza on Jan 16 2017 01:05am

shyv afk jungled and her pathing was horrendous, never showed up to lanes and didn't even keep up in farm. we still have a small chance with nasus splitting, but then varus decides to sit all by his lonesome too so he could get raped by a horse over and over

ugh mailed this one in so hard. simply didn't play at an acceptable level to give the team a chance

had ultra fed veigar but basically didn't matter because jhin was freezing and teleporting all over the place with comcast internet. nice papa bless matchmaking

yeah so ezreal just randomly decided to mail it in when he was 1/1 because shaco didn't gank, even though yorick had built a good lead for the team. then spent rest of game farming sidelanes until he got caught and writing essays on /all chat about people being easily offended by him going into ranked then not giving a shit

good god fuck this game

E: legit don't remember losing games like this due to bad internet + intentional trolling since fucking silver V



This post was edited by Hizkuntza on Jan 16 2017 10:13pm