-I suck at melee champs.
-I always hated Jax.
-I was on tilt.

And yeah...

0 ganks from elise and blue stolen my our lulu... I was against ryze ( their only good player ).

Good thing I won my lane.

Moronic team... Ezreal walks in ryze prison twice and instantly dies. Top lane is no where to be seen all game. Hecarim ganks mid with half hp and gives double buff to ryze and assist to their jungler. I go back mid, ryze got his own blue on him now. 3-4 minutes later hecarim takes blue from me, gansk mid and feeds it to ryze once more. Then ryze flashes and double kill me ( my flash was bugged or something, I had everything up but couldn't use ). Then ryze goes top and shutdown renek. My mid has a roa while I have a tears and an amp tome. So I decided to roam instead, 3rd blue? Hecarim smites it in front of me. 4th blue, same thing. So I let him lose.

We had a diamond 1 caitlyn afk until 5 secs before the game start in dom, so I asked why is our d1 cait afk and she replied ''wtf you want noob bronze liss I will afk if you want'', i'm like lmao. She buys item goes top, I get caught so I E out and B, she dies first and she's like ''afk, report liss for toxic'', she stood in base all game. Ggwp.

4 merc threads and stacking hp/mres op even tho we had garen and vi.

Thank you aatrox for the free loss.

They managed to kill me, after the game ends. so my real score was 18/5/17. Also another team that was negative at any points in the game execpt for jax at the end that stole 2 kills from me.

Also I checked my log, this is my 8th time playing fizz.

Omfg... Will the bads stop tonight? 3rd time lucian ( checked my log ) I wanted to pick someone else but the team had no adc. Against teemo ( blind ), morde ( 1 shot + clone ), talon ( 1 shot ) and kayle ( immortal bitch ). I don't even know how I went 14/7/14... But I deserve a fucking win from time to time...

Oh god this team.. I got countered by a Platinum Caitlyn... Team managed to feed more then me.

Every single deaths but 1 are due to saving my team, they were so retarded ( bronze bot lane pretty much ) vs 2 plat 2 gold. Another fair game of course. After shitting on liss 4/0, Ashe had 7 kills and she camped dragon bush with udyr to shut me down. Our lulu never warded our jungle. This team was a pile of shit but jax ( and jarvan was somewhat ok ).