put a white sheet on your head and use the fear factor

Op after they spotted him

Man the fuck up.

i dont know what you look like or how able you are (physically) so i cant give advice, sorry

e/ if u scrawny and think they will really hurt u just call the cops

This post was edited by nme88 on Sep 14 2013 07:41am

I mean my dog is a pure bread husky and people are afraid of him cause he looks like a wolf.

But in reality if they came up to me he will sniff their crotch then jump up on them and give them licks.

Also if me and my gf are arguing about something or yelling he gets mad and will lick attack you until u stop.

Overall my dog is a baby back bitch. I wish he bit people cause his teeth so sharp.

I lift men

But I cannot fight 3 black people at once. I'm not fukin IP man and I'm sure they have a gun

I would be dead. Worst advice I've ever heard.

he'd probably bite anyone who tries to harm his master
that's dog instinct

racism so blatant

Go outside and start screaming some random language with a bible in one hand and chicken in the other.
100% they will run away.

Trust me I'm Black.

He sounds delicious, how have you resisted temptation for so long?