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Dec 29 2009 04:22am
any1 could help me with the golden bird,ruined temple and anya in norm. nm and hell?
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Dec 29 2009 05:07am
anyone know a trusted and fast level service?
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Dec 29 2009 06:10am
morning all
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Dec 29 2009 06:35am
hioo :)
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Dec 29 2009 06:52am
take a look xD

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"
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Dec 29 2009 07:14am
Quote (vlaxie @ 29 Dec 2009 14:52)
take  a look xD

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"


Epic.. but old.. was on Blackpartys profile 1time..
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Dec 29 2009 07:22am
ye i found it there xD
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Dec 29 2009 09:31am
sup guys :D
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Dec 29 2009 09:50am
Quote (kbctomte @ 29 Dec 2009 16:31)
sup guys :D

i'm just doing some football bets, not very much too bet on today though

what are you up to?
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Dec 29 2009 10:29am
Quote (Timothy_N @ Dec 29 2009 03:50pm)
i'm just doing some football bets, not very much too bet on today though

what are you up to?


naa my mother just told me that i can get drunk, and she dont get mad xD
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