holy shit EPIC df post + replies to it OMG im laughing my ass off
Quote (mytitans @ Sun, Oct 4 2009, 06:35am)
earlier today after waking up from a nap... i noticed a wasp chilling next to me on one of my shirts from my laundry. apprently he had sat there a while when i was watching tv because i would have noticed the buzzing/flying around. anyways... i had one of those novelty plastic containers.. like the ones u get from the grocery store for little kids that have like shitty plastic jewelry or w/e in it... and put the round clear dome part over him trapping him against the shirt... he didnt buzz or fly at all.. totally calm. slid the lid under neath with no problem and had him shut inside. i left him in the container while i went to work.. i figured he'd probably die but w/e. I got home a while ago and surprise surprise he was still alive.. and still pretty calm. i poked a couple holes in the plastic dome and fed him some star crunch (ftw)... if he survives the night what do i name him?
this was a very exciting and interesting story.
Quote (FatZero @ Sun, Oct 4 2009, 06:38am)
put it in the freezer.... then when its froze, take it out, and tie a string to it.... and let it thaw....
it will be alive, and it will be now your pet on a leash
Quote (Epion @ Sun, Oct 4 2009, 06:39am)
uhh... just let it go...
Quote (mytitans @ Sun, Oct 4 2009, 06:46am)
I JUST GAVE IT STAR CRUNCH. YOU DONT JUST GO AROUND INTRODUCING WASPS TO STAR CRUNCH AND THEN LETTING THEM GO.
Quote (Bluff @ Sun, Oct 4 2009, 07:39am)
wtf is star crunch
Quote (Greapper @ Sun, Oct 4 2009, 07:40am)
vitamin / protein enhanced wasp food.