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Nov 7 2009 08:49am
Quote (Greapper @ Nov 7 2009 07:45am)
dick
penis
shlong
beefstick

dessert :drool:


Wtf is zompy saying I still can't figure it out

I suck ass at figuring out what little kids / dumbasses are trying to say...
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Nov 7 2009 09:35am
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Did I just hear a tight jam, now it's on let make my maneuver
Hit the alley saw a man in a landcruiser
In his hand was a Ruger, dipped in a Lex like Luger
Heard shots from a steel bruiser
Teflon in the seat took a pale stress
Felt the hate on my chest as I placed on my vest
What's wrong with the brakes in the LX?
Ran straight into a lightpole, just before I got my life stole
A car came to the rescue
I bailed in and said, "Bless you
But what made me the man you would wanna show help to?"
I proceeded to ask him, and he said with a passion

I could never watch a soul die, plus you the man lookin too fly
(But who are you?) The pimp nigga named Twista from the cold Chi
When the sun's shy gotta keep one eye, nigga I been shot at and stole on
No protection from one time, only caught for my prime
So I asked the Father what I did so wrong?
Cause shit it's been hard for me besides chief
and the smell of sweet news when the beef brew
Motherfuckers steady ballin but steady fallin
right in detours, bout to hit my feet soon
So I just presume, deep into the rhymes of a rapper
Prepare my mind for the capture
Thinkin Ginuwine like the bachelor
But why these niggaz wanna make us into crime with the rapture?
Ego for dispersin us, don't even hurt the clutch
Cause he's coldblooded and merciless
Steady bustin shots at both of us, was the strap close to us
Then for survival we both to bust
But Renaults get to roast to crush, cause he steady gettin closer
Paranoid like a crackfiend when the gat seen
scream when the bullet hit me in the shoulder
Don't wanna die til I get older
Try to visualize the beholder, he's inconceivable
so now my sight is gettin dark a lot
Best to step off in this parking lot where them dogs bark a lot
And try to wait until his ma get hot
I can make a person fight to survive whether good or connivin
You never know when it's your time to leave
Smokin weed to keep my mind at ease, let's go back to the car
but wait, I can't find the keys
Plus we didn't chill long enough, the footsteps are comin close
Is it one of them unholy men?
With a strap ready to boldly sin
Mama told me it was comin, but I wish she woulda told me when
Is this the end?



I really like these lyrics O_o
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Nov 7 2009 09:52am
Quote (GRATS @ Nov 7 2009 08:12am)
WAS THAT ENGLISH?


nope...wait..



nope.
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Nov 7 2009 09:55am
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nope...wait..



nope.


SLAM
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Nov 7 2009 10:10am
Quote (GRATS @ 7 Nov 2009 14:12)
WAS THAT ENGLISH?


YES UR STUPID
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Nov 7 2009 10:11am
Quote (Zompy @ Nov 7 2009 09:10am)
YES UR STUPID


REWRITE IT IN NON RETARD SO I CAN UNDERSTAND FUCKHEAD
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Nov 7 2009 10:12am
Quote (GRATS @ Nov 7 2009 11:11am)
REWRITE IT IN NON RETARD SO I CAN UNDERSTAND FUCKHEAD


VOUCH
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Nov 7 2009 10:16am
Quote (s123 @ Nov 7 2009 09:12am)
VOUCH


Couch your vouch.
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Nov 7 2009 10:25am
Quote (GRATS @ 7 Nov 2009 17:11)
REWRITE IT IN NON RETARD SO I CAN UNDERSTAND FUCKHEAD


Take a picture

understand?

Of your dekstop

understand?

With your computerscreen on

understand?

And on your screen my signature is visible

understand?
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Nov 7 2009 10:26am
Quote (Zompy @ Nov 7 2009 09:25am)
Take a picture

understand?

Of your dekstop

understand?

With your computerscreen on

understand?

And on your screen my signature is visible

understand?


You didn't have to dumb it down to your level just smart it up to my level dumbass...

read your original post it makes no fucking sense.





HOW'S THAT BITCH?!?!

This post was edited by GRATS on Nov 7 2009 10:28am
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