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Oct 22 2009 01:53pm
Quote (morejiggawatts @ Thu, 22 Oct 2009, 21:48)
well i have laryngitis from the fucking concert. gay. now my sexy voice which i use to seduce bitches and hos with is no help to me.


lol that sucks!

get one of those neck microphones, they make your voice sexier than anything :rofl:
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Oct 22 2009 08:38pm
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yea hi you too and welcome to the guild ;)
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Quote (s123 @ Wed, Oct 21 2009, 03:10am)
Well.
I like the german dude ya got over there
so rawr.


why?
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Oct 22 2009 11:12pm
cuz hes german. they make good stuff like shepards and bmw's.
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cuz hes german. they make good stuff like shepards and bmw's.


beer!!! nuttin better than german beer! thats the one NOONE can deny :thumbsup:
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Oct 23 2009 12:46pm
have you had japanese beer?

truthfully if you love beer, you recognize what each nationality brings to the beer table and that none can be best. I like to consider myself a connoisseur, and at the same time i drink a shitload of coors lite. its just i like different beers for different occasions, cuz after 3 or 4, they all taste the same. thats right, your german super dark ale is gonna taste just like a foty of OEHG. (thats a 40 of old english high gravity malt liquor). And damn it tastes like shit.

what it usually comes down to for me is, how much of this beer am i going to poop out tomorrow instead of piss out tonite.

and then there's bud light's drinkability. i actually think BL sucks, but the term drinkability is a good term to describe a beer. Its like if im golfing and its 90 degrees out, im having a lite tasty beer or something. But if it's overcast, i need me a breakfast beer that gets me drunk and has some carbs to it and tastes yummy. You just can't enjoy the good stuff when its hot out as much as the shitty stuff and vice versa.

unless you ONLY drink dark or micros, then you're just a beer snob. that's waaaaaay lamer than being a beer connoisseur like me. I lol at the guy in my men's club who drinks Moose Drool ( a nice amber ale micro from the area) every fucking day and drinks nothing else. His character alone makes him a douche, but the fact all he ever drinks is one type of beer just adds to it.

But all that said, damn germany makes a fine brew. Or two fine brews even.

On the other hand, what I can't stand is fruity shit in my beer. Go drink a fuggin wine cooler if you want fruity shit.

and the only reason this post is so long and edited 3 times is cuz i love beer. its tasty and makes me drunk and handsomer and charminger and intellegenter.

This post was edited by morejiggawatts on Oct 23 2009 12:54pm
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Oct 23 2009 01:15pm
Quote (morejiggawatts @ 23 Oct 2009 20:46)
have you had japanese beer?

truthfully if you love beer, you recognize what each nationality brings to the beer table and that none can be best. I like to consider myself a connoisseur, and at the same time i drink a shitload of coors lite. its just i like different beers for different occasions, cuz after 3 or 4, they all taste the same. thats right, your german super dark ale is gonna taste just like a foty of OEHG. (thats a 40 of old english high gravity malt liquor). And damn it tastes like shit.

what it usually comes down to for me is, how much of this beer am i going to poop out tomorrow instead of piss out tonite.

and then there's bud light's drinkability. i actually think BL sucks, but the term drinkability is a good term to describe a beer. Its like if im golfing and its 90 degrees out, im having a lite tasty beer or something. But if it's overcast, i need me a breakfast beer that gets me drunk and has some carbs to it and tastes yummy. You just can't enjoy the good stuff when its hot out as much as the shitty stuff and vice versa.

unless you ONLY drink dark or micros, then you're just a beer snob. that's waaaaaay lamer than being a beer connoisseur like me. I lol at the guy in my men's club who drinks Moose Drool ( a nice amber ale micro from the area) every fucking day and drinks nothing else. His character alone makes him a douche, but the fact all he ever drinks is one type of beer just adds to it.

But all that said, damn germany makes a fine brew. Or two fine brews even.

On the other hand, what I can't stand is fruity shit in my beer. Go drink a fuggin wine cooler if you want fruity shit.

and the only reason this post is so long and edited 3 times is cuz i love beer. its tasty and makes me drunk and handsomer and charminger and intellegenter.


;)

actually german beer is mostly pilsner. so "normal" beer as you american would prolly call it, dunno if you know the different kinds of brew. sometimes i love wheat beer too, very very rarely dark beer. malt beer (non-alcoholic) is nice too sometimes, loved it as a kid :)

for after sports for instance i DO LOVE to have a pilsner-sprite mix tho, 50/50. so refreshing
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Oct 23 2009 01:38pm
wtf are you doing mixing beer with soda? ill try it before i bash it too hard, but that seems wrong. but yeah, i know the differences. Really we have mostly lagers over here, only big pilsner i can think of is Miller. And nobody who is straight drinks malt beers over here. That shit is gross. we drink malt liquor. well i dont, but some people do. that shit is gross too.

This post was edited by morejiggawatts on Oct 23 2009 01:38pm
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Oct 23 2009 02:32pm
Quote (morejiggawatts @ 23 Oct 2009 21:38)
wtf are you doing mixing beer with soda? ill try it before i bash it too hard, but that seems wrong.  but yeah, i know the differences. Really we have mostly lagers over here, only big pilsner i can think of is Miller. And nobody who is straight drinks malt beers over here. That shit is gross. we drink malt liquor. well i dont, but some people do. that shit is gross too.


yea i dont like lager. export is not my thing either. pilsner is really not to be outbid
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