Quote (Paparick @ 11 Dec 2009 14:15)
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If you've ever seen a hot chick and wondered just how much EE that bra has...
If you are afraid to open doors for fear of large explosions.
If you carry around bronze, silver, and gold keys "just in case"
If you are afraid to throw change in fountains because "Zomg a boss will spawn"
If on your death bed you instruct your family to "take this book, find a Shrine, and throw it in for me!"
If you refer to premature ejaculation as "an accidental reroll"
If you've ever refered to shopping carts or backpacks as "Eis gear".
If you've ever got pissed at someone and said "Dude, I'm gonna click the shit outta you."
If you've ever watched a football game, seen an interception and said "Lol, That fucker got sniped."
If you've ever been sick and asked your girlfriend to go get you some "Regen gear" from the pharmacy."
If you've ever refered to a BB gun as a "tier 1 wep".
If you've ever refered to sex as "the MQ", and afterwards lay there thinking "I wonder if I passed".
If you've ever gotten a promotion at work and thought "Sweet, I'm a Sammy now!"
If you've ever read a story about a death and thought "Well there goes 50,000 experience"
If you've ever hit a deer and got out of the car to see if it dropped anything godly.
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