attack of the trees
LOLOL

haha, yeah its funny now
but i almost shit my pants
the only time ive been more high than that was when i lost my balance and fell into my neighbors house and gave myself a concussion

wow
LOL

night

im not even joking
i was trying to close the gate to my back yard and i just fell over
the guy i was with said i was lying there motionless for atleast a couple minutes
what i find really fucked up is that he was more alarmed by the cut on my forehead
i guess he thought i was joking, after i snapped back into consciousness i stood up and my head felt really funny
it didnt hurt but it felt really big, then i felt something wet on my hairline, so i whiped my finger and saw blood
i wasnt shocked or surprised so i went inside to look in a mirror and saw a little gash
then thats where my buddy started freaking out, fucking running around like an idiot
and there i am, more baked than ive ever been in my life, making faces in the mirror and then laughing like id completely forgotten why i was in the house in the first place
im the reason you shouldnt do drugs, you dont wanna tell these stories to your grandkids

ive got more money than you can shake a stick at

omg LOL thats classic
i never plan on doing drugs so yeah

Why would I shake a stick at money

dont do drugs unless you think you might wanna be as cool as i am