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spam guild
Spam, Don't we all love it?
You can eat it, you can throw it, you can make little dolls with it.
You can fill a pm box with it, you can piss off staredit with it.
You can make threads about it, you can make threads for it.
There's a lot more stupid shit you can do with this magic pink gooey shit.
Intro: What is spam?
Spam is the flooding of a message or email which forces another person to view it, instead of quickly skipping over it.
It is also a blubbery pink blob in a can. Go figure.
Chapter 1: How do i spam?
On jsp, spamming is SIMPLE
Flood control is available on most boards, preventing you from posting faster than once every 30 seconds. This system does not prevent early bumps, which would eliminate early bumpers and let mods do something useful.
This basically means that you can spam once every 30 seconds.
Section 1: Why spam?
Spamming increases post count, and is an alternative form of chatting.
It also allows you to share funny shit with the rest of jsp, who are all stuck-up dicks with no sense of humor.
It also increases post count, which is believed to be a powerful aphrodisiac laugh.gif
Section 2: How should I spam?
Spamming is often reported, though certain methods often reduce the amount of time before the post is reported.
If you are spamming someone else's thread, your goal is to keep the thread-maker from reporting.
there are several ways of doing this:
"Vouching"
"Free Bumping"
"Wow, gg! good luck buying/selling"
"Pretty sweet armor/wep/shield/runeword/unperm boots that will poof even though u say they are perm"
What you must NEVER do, is say anything negative. Putting him in a bad mood makes him want to report your post, in addition to making him want to rape your sister.
Never say that his items are:
Unperm
Nub
Useless
Stolen
Even though they probably are.
Never call them a scammer, never insult them or their immediate family...
Positive comments will not only keep your spam un-reported, but it will also make them feel just a little better towards you, you spamming little shit.
Chapter 2:
Why should i not spam?
What?
Why not spam?
Rhetorical question. Spam is great.
Unfortunatly, moderators have a tendency to hate spam.
General chat and user blogs are the best place to spam, but should you find the urge to spam a trading forum, please stick to your own realm.
East vs west spamming is a waste of time, but more on that later.
Spamming causes:
Warn % (on rare occasions)
Lower reputation
High ppd, which may or may not be a good thing.
An epenis that could be used by Vlad Dracula. And no I don't mean the movie-monster.
Loss of memory
Reduced semen flow.
Generally these side effects are mild and usually temporary. If they persist consult your doctor.
Chapter 3: Spamming is bad
This chapter has been removed due to being a load of shit.
Chapter 4: What kind of spam threads should i make?
Most people do one of the following:
"I raped this kid with my tging aa'ing tmc'ing blizz sorc"
"This kids a multi"
"This kid sells unperm as perms, im not making this up to get free fg"
"Iso donations"
"free fg to #xx poster"
"lol this ,kid is a nub/multi/spawn"
"I just shat. Screenshot inside"
Chapter 5: Conclusion
If you need one, you are not fit to be a spammer.
If you are not willing to write/read walls of text of at least this size, you will not make it through highschool.
Happy spamming,