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Warrenator

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#81

Jul 5 2009 12:11pm

i really dont even want to log into runescape knowing i have to burst...

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#82

Jul 5 2009 12:11pm

Quote (Warrenator4 @ Sun, Jul 5 2009, 07:11pm)

i really dont even want to log into runescape knowing i have to burst...

do something else?

magic lvl?

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#83

Jul 5 2009 12:14pm

Quote (HereToOwn @ Sun, Jul 5 2009, 01:11pm)

do something else?

magic lvl?

i there and its a pain to get back there, and i bought all the stuff.

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#84

Jul 5 2009 12:15pm

Soup

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#85

Jul 5 2009 12:16pm

Quote (anelbali @ Sun, Jul 5 2009, 07:15pm)

Soup

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#86

Jul 5 2009 12:16pm

Quote (Warrenator4 @ Sun, Jul 5 2009, 02:14pm)

i there and its a pain to get back there, and i bought all the stuff.

homo...

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#87

Jul 5 2009 12:16pm

Quote (anelbali @ Sun, Jul 5 2009, 01:15pm)

Soup

afk making soup.

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#88

Jul 5 2009 12:17pm

Quote (s3v3ns @ Sun, Jul 5 2009, 01:16pm)

homo...

did you get my lems yet bitch?

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#89

Jul 5 2009 12:24pm

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That`s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That`s no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That`s no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That`s no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

iso more jokes

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#90

Jul 5 2009 12:27pm

A couple of Mississippi hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars and tell me, what do you see?"
Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life."
And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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