Quote (Instigator @ Nov 21 2009 01:43pm)
LOLOLOLOLOL HE'S DONE ALREADY
maybe 30 mins of work and all he did was print out the summer margins...FML this is hilarious; I wish I was going to be there to see this embarrassment...especially when Brian pulls out all my info and wtfbbqslams him with the truth
Quote (Instigator @ Nov 21 2009 01:34pm)
ya. and the fact that he doesn't even have the ability to put together the amount of info I did because he's too computer illiterate. So he's just printing out the non-detailed margin reports, he can't break it down into types of items, and he can't make a true expense report/budget for the year because he can't use Excel and doesn't know how to make it simpler so it'd take him a week+ to do.
God I don't know if I'll be able to keep from laughing and giving it away today. Every time I look over he's just got some shitty report that I used as a basis for a real report on the screen but he's just looking around like an idiot trying to figure out what to do next. And I know for a fact he won't print out a full expense report because it'd make him A. look worse than he already does, B. prove he's a liar since he's claiming we're 50k ahead of what we actually are, and C. he isn't about to pull 2 all nighters to finish this like I did.
There isn't even a feasible way for him to accumulate the same amount of info that I did in the same amount of time, let alone process it and let it easily show how much more he brings to the company than I do...mostly because I've quadrupled sales over the past 3 years and have given them quantitative proof of it, and he openly admits he doesn't know shit about those areas even after 15 years in the business.
Fuck I'm getting amped
its great to see intelligence triumph
LOL