Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there right? You're goin', "What the hell is this?" and then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, Promptly kicks your ass and you still won't know what happened to you!
Know what I'm sayin'?
He like the Da Vinci of ass-kicking.
That sounds kind of good. Pootie
Tang, the Da Vinci of ass-kicking.
Aw, man, Pootie Tang
whoop your ass so bad...
that you could
write it off on your taxes.
That's right. You got right here,
ass-whooping number one...
ass-whooping number two.
This here, you can't write that
off. That's just gettin' beat up.